Lies We Tell Our Kids - Written & Illustrated by Brett E. Wagner

Downloaded through Netgalley to read for an honest review.

Score: 5/5

Good:

Contains odd and end lies that "we" tell our kids. As I was going through this..realized I think these are lies Brett tells his kids.

Examples without the fun pictures that go with it:

Mittens are made out of recycled Kittens.

If you pick your nose, your finger will get stuck up there.

If you swallow mouthwash, you'll turn tea!

The toothpaste ghost haunts you plaque.

The police will inspect your toothbrush to make sure you're brushing.

Recommend?

 Yes, because we need more bizarre things to bookshelves and this fits that.