May 14, 2019

Enchiladas Post (includes recipe).

Teach Your Kids How To Cook

I made enchiladas a few days ago:
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I'd apologize for the rusty stove top. But it's not my stove. It came with the house and there's not much we can do with what it looks like. We clean it but it never looks clean.

I wasn't taught how to cook by my mom. My dad, it was a point of pride as a man that he didn't know how to cook a lot.
Since I didn't have any at home cooking lesson. I went where any millennial would go -- YouTube and cooking blogs. I found one where with the enchilada sauce they put cream cheese in it. So, that's what I did. I'm not doing that again, I'm just going to prep regular never wrong enchilada sauce like I knew I should have

I forgot to take the chicken out of the fridge

I woke up late and forgot to take the chicken out of the fridge. Like our stove the fridge came with the rent house. It sucks, you can take things out of the freezer and it'll continue freezing in the fridge. So, to quicken things I googled if I could defrost the chicken in a crock pot. Thankfully, you can, so that's what I did.

I learned that you shouldn't start seasoning until after chicken or anything really is no longer frozen. Thank God for the internet.
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I started to freakout thinking I put too much seasoning in this.

Every 1.5 I'd throw more cayenne & garlic salt. At one point I accidentally peppered it and put cinnamon in it. At the end of this it was a gurgling red-pink thing from everything. I was weirded out that everything red I put in here turned pink. And, hoped it wasn't a bad sign. But then I did add salt, pepper, garlic salt, cayenne and taco seasoning by the end of its time in the pot. So who knows (probably someone that isn't me).

No one in my family or anyone on internet would reassure me.

So, I would ask for advice on the internet or my family. No one was HELPING. Which didn't help my anxiety at all. By the time the chicken was out of the crock pot some of it not only thawed but also cooked.
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For my boyfriend to be able to eat this by the time he got home.. I had to take it to the oven to cook.
I put more seasoning and cooked it in the liquid from the crockpot. I started to wonder if I was supposed to use butter at all. I'm so used to home cooked meals having butter in some form that I wasn't sure. My sister started handing out advice AFTER I COOKED THE MEAL. AFTER. Not,y'know, when I was asking for it.

After I took a picture I put more seasoning on this. My anxiety levels to settle it was just: PUT MORE ON IT WHO CARES AT THIS POINT( I did). Then, I watched a YouTube video where they're all: If you use flour tortillas you're going to get soggy enchiladas. Which tortillas do you think my boyfriend purchased? So, there went my anxiety again. I don't know why, it's not like I was making this to win a cooking show or serving this to someone I wanted to hire me.

I was just more concerned about not killing anyone who I fed this to.
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What they looked like after I rolled the tortillas with chicken and cheese.
The cream cheese gave my sauce this funky color. It was orange. It was as thick as they said it would become. I shouldn't have put it in. But I was splicing together recipes to get something edible. And, I like cream cheese so I mean I figured may as well.
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It was edible and no one died.
My boyfriend went for seconds. I walked some over to my sisters house so she could eat some. I sent some home with my other sister the day after that. So, it was a win. I plan on seasoning the chicken even more and not ever putting cream cheese in an enchilada recipe ever again.
The day after we made BBQ chicken sandwiches with the leftover chicken from this. It was good, like, my enchiladas were the right amount of spicy. But combined with the BBQ sauce it added to it so much.
This was my first time cooking with chicken, a crock pot and making enchiladas. I hope you all have parents who help you learned how to cook so you're not an almost-30 year old having a panic attack for half a Saturday. This took like, roughly six hours to cook because I forgot to defrost the chicken.

Recipe:

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2 packages of boneless breast chicken (Or something? just make sure it's boneless)
2 packets of taco seasoning (McCormick but sadly, they're non-GMO)
8 oz of cream cheese (I don't recommend this at all).
Chicken broth but I didn't have any so I used water
Garlic Salt (I'd recommend anyone who doesn't promote NON-GMO).
Lemon juice (I used realemon that I bought for another dish that I never made). I just put enough to smell just a hint of it
Ground red pepper - McCromick ..sadly they're NONGMO labeled, too
Pepper - McCromick ..sadly they're NONGMO labeled, too.
Olives - I used a lot because I like olives I even mixed it in the sauce then added more before cooking. Any that aren't NONGMO.
Tortillas - Honestly flour or corn. Warm the corn ones up though so they' don't crack. Don't over sauce flour because they start ripping when rolling after dipping it in sauce.
3 Mexican shredded cheese. Or the 4 one,really. This also tastes good on top of goulash (I know not this recipe but it's a good cheese blend.)
Cinnamon (Powder and it was accidental. thankfully iddn't make a difference taste wise).
Enchilada Sauce

Chicken:
gently placed in a crockpot filled with water (or chicken broth if you remembered to buy some). Crockpot put on high, put 1 packet of taco seasoning in. Then every 1.5 hours garlic salt, cayenne, pepper and some lemon juice. Can be finished in the oven if you're running out of crockpot time and it's almost dinner time. In oven: High, 400 degrees for 30 minutes. Then can lower that to 350-300 for another 30 minutes. Check to make sure it's cooked thoroughly and don't assume the time + temperature I'm giving is the right one for you. Mine cooked at 400 degrees in 30 minutes after sitting in the crockpot for over two hours. SO.

Shred the fuck out of the chicken once it's out. Get busy with it, shredded to perfection is the best of bets.

Enchilada sauce:
I didn't make homemade I bought it -- anything that isn't NONGMO. Heat it up, throw some olives in (not a half to I just really like olives), cut 8 oz of cream cheese in (don't do this part), taco seasoning ( just do 2 packets of this on the chicken not the sauce).

Flour tortillas: You didn't buy corn sooo. Don't oversauce, the tortilla will start ripping from the sauce. Otherwise, dip in sauce then throw cooked chicken, and cheese, roll. Place in pan. Realize that you made too many pre-dipped tortillas that can't fit in the pan. Ignore them and keep going.

Corn: heat them up before you start rolling they'll probably crack on you otherwise.

Cook for another 30 minutes to bind everything together. Pray, and then eat.
Just make sure everything is cooked, that you washed your hands throughout the meal making, and that you enjoy the experience. Whether you follow this recipe or not... just have fun. And, remember if you followed this recipe but changed a bunch of shit it's no longer this recipe. K,thx.





Apr 20, 2018

#PineappleUpsideDownCakeDay Book Ideas for Today!

Classic fantasy meant for children. Everything is the same here no one ages and ...they've been here awhile. A resident is tired of this living condition.
A sequel? Another story of the above?
Another cozy mystery with a cutesy name. Charlotte lives in a community of old people and a murder happens. It's also a romance. .dun dunnn.
Pineapple Grenade is a crime comedy about a serial killer there are twenty-one books. This is book 15.
Betty Neels , Pineapple Girl is a romance with a nurse/ doctor connection



At the Sign of the Golden Pineapple by Marion Chesney -- it's a historical romance  set in England.

















I know it was the rage to bicker about whether pineapple should be on pizza (as god intended it should)...pineapple upset down cakes are sacred..delicious things..and they have a day dedicated to them.

Do you have a family recipe? Buy them at the store? Put your own spin on it? My mom used to make them fairly regularly -- or at least enough to have fond memories about them.

Recipes:

Classic Recipe w/ TasteofHome
Recipe serves 9 takes 50 minutes to make

Pineapple Upside-down Cake recipe from Epicurious   
Recipe serves 8... takes 1 1/4 hours to make

Easy Pineapple Upside-down Cake by Tablespoon
Recipe serves 1...takes an hour to make.

Apr 7, 2018

#NationalCoffeeCakeDay Book & Recipe Ideas -

National Day Calendar



So, April 7th based on the National Day Calendar is the day to celebrate the cakes you eat while drinking coffee.

I am listing books with coffee, cupcakes and wedding cakes. Otherwise, it looks like my option would be recipe books. Since this is meant as a Fiction blog..


Title: The Various Flavours of Coffee
Author: Anthony Capella
Genre:  Historical, Romance

Summary: Robert Walls
1895. Robert Wallis, would-be poet, bohemian & dandy, accepts a commission from coffee merchant Samuel Pinker to categorise the different tastes of coffee & encounters Pinker's free-thinking daughters, Philomenia, Ada & Emily. As romance blossoms with Emily, Robert realises that the muse & marriage may not be incompatible after all.







Title: Comfort Food
Author: Kate Jacobs
Genre: Chick Lit, Cooking, Romance

Summary Shortly before turning 50, TV cooking show personality Augusta "Gus" Simpson discovers that the network wants to boost her ratings by teaming her with a beautiful, young new co-host. But Gus isn't going without a fight-whether it's off-set with her two demanding daughters, on-camera with the ambitious new diva herself, or after-hours with Oliver, the new culinary producer who's raising Gus's temperature beyond the comfort zone. Now, in pursuit of higher ratings and culinary delights, Gus might be able to rejuvenate more than just her career. (less)





Title: Death by Latte --- this is 2nd in Death By Mysteries series
Author:  Linda Gerber
Genre:  Mystery, Young Adult, Romance

Summary:It was only a few weeks ago that Aphra Connolly’s life changed completely. She had been living a quiet existence on her father’s secluded island resort, until Seth Mulo turned up and stole her heart . . . and provided information that led her to find her mom in Seattle. But the reunion isn’t quite what she expected. Aphra’s mom, Natalie, doesn’t seem happy to see Aphra, and Natalie’s boyfriend, Joe, insists that Aphra go home. Even worse, Seth shows up, only to ask her to return the ring he gave her the previous summer. At least Natalie’s hunky neighbor is sympathetic. But when Joe is found dead at a nearby coffee shop, Aphra discovers her whole trip to Seattle has been based on a lie. And now someone just might be trying to kill her. . . .







Title:  Something New: Tales from a Makeshift Bride
Author:  Lucy Kinsley
Genre:  Graphic Novel, Memoir, Nonfiction, adult

Summary: A funny and whip-smart new book about the institution of marriage in America told through the lens of her recent engagement and wedding…. The graphic novel tackles the all-too-common wedding issues that go along with being a modern woman: feminism, expectations, getting knocked over the head with gender stereotypes, family drama, and overall wedding chaos and confusion.





Title: When in Doubt, Add Butter
Author: Beth Harbison
Genre: Chick Lit, Romance, Contemporary, Food

Summary: Search for True Love follows Gemma who believes her dating days are over.











Title: Spilled Coffee
Author: J. B. Chicoine
Genre: Fiction, Coming of Age

Summary:Benjamin Hughes is on a mission. He has just bought back the New Hampshire lake cottage his family lost eighteen summers ago, in 1969, just before he turned fourteen—just before his life blew apart.











Title: Sweet Love
Author:Sarah Strohmeyer
Genre: Romance, Chick Lit

Summary: 
An irresistibly delicious novel about the power of love …and dessert. Like other well-meaning mothers, Julie Mueller believed she did the right thing when she secretly ended her teenage daughter's crush on Michael Slayton, a wild older neighborhood heartthrob with a penchant for Shakespeare and the pedigree of trailer trash.

Twenty years later, Betty Mueller has come to realize that was a big mistake. Her daughter Julie - divorced and raising a teenage daughter alone - is a workaholic obsessed with her career. And Michael, the one man who could make her happy, is the one man to whom she won't speak.

Sweet love, renew thy force; be it not said thy edge should blunter be than appetite, Shakespeare once pleaded though it will require more than poetry and passion fruit for Julie and Michael to renew their love.

Title: A Pinch of Ooh La La
Author: Renee Swindle
Genre: Chick Lit, Romance

SummaryAbbey Ross, who runs her own bakery in Oakland, California, is known for her visually stunning wedding cakes. But lately, Abbey’s own love life has become stale. According to her best friend, Bendrix, Abbey’s not the spontaneous young woman she was when they were teenagers listening to the Cure and creating attention-grabbing graffiti. Of course, her failed relationship with a womanizing art forger might have something to do with that. Nevertheless, it’s time for Abbey to step out of the kitchen—and her comfort zone—and Bendrix has even handpicked a man for her to date.




Title: Roast Mortem  Coffeehouse Mystery #9
Author: Cleo Coyle
Genre: Cozy Mystery

Summary:After local firefighters pull Clare out of a blazing café, she happily comes to their rescue by teaching them the finer points of operating their newly donated espresso machine. But matters really heat up when somebody is torching cafes around the city and firefighters begin to die in suspicious ways...










Title: Declaring Spinsterhood
Author: Jamie Lynn Braziel
Genre: Romance, Chick Lit

Summary

Emma Bailey is thirty years old and single. No problem for her, but a point of round-the-clock contention for her mother, her family, and too many of her friends. In Jamie Lynn Braziel's Declaring Spinsterhood, the terminal illness known as "old maid" is explored from every angle, and the result is a compassionate, compelling, and wickedly funny novel. Emma may stand up before all and declare her intention to never marry, but what about that little place in her heart reserved for Brian Davis? Sure, Brian's seeing someone, and Emma is not a vixen who breaks up relationships, but would it be so terrible if Brian returned the interest? Rather than bide her time, Emma dates…and dates. Some of the men are charming, others less so. With her vow of spinsterhood more a noose than a friend, Emma musters her courage and moves on. That is, until the unforeseen throws up the biggest obstacle of her life: love.

Coffee Cake Recipes:

Aunt Anne's Coffee Cake All Recips
Time: 45 Min

Easy Coffee Cake Lil' Luna

Classic Coffee Cake The Kitchn 
Serves 12

Cinnamon Crumb Coffee Cake
Time: 1.05 hour

Apr 5, 2018

#NationalCaramelDay- Book Ideas - National Caramel Day



National Caramel Day is here! & It would have been my Nana's birthday.
Off-topic but we purchased Instant Apple Cider flavored Caramel. I don't know what I was expecting but it was not that. I had to pour it out and thankful that it doesn't cost that much.

Now on to books with a caramel theme that may interest you stopping by. In the process of digging up books that match these national theme books. I am finding a lot of cozy mystery series with weird themes or things I wouldn't normally associate with.... murder or anything related to such.

But on top of that I keep finding books to read.

 Cozy mystery with foodie twist names.

Caramel Pretzel Killer by Summer Prescott is the fourth book in the Cupcakes in Paradise series. Book number 1 is called Vanilla Bean Killer. A list for all books here on goodreads. This series can be read through Kindle Unlimited as well..if you have it.

Friends of an art gallery owner help when someone is murdered at the opening of it.

I've "checked out" the first book thru KU. My public library doesn't have these books.






Caramel Hearts by E.R. Murray follows Liv a fourteen year old who is struggling with her family life. She finds a recipe book written by her mom and uses it as a way to find her self.

Young adult, contemporary, Irish, and Realistic fiction.













Assaulted Caramel - Amish Candy Shop Mystery #1 - Amanda Flower.

Bailey King, is called home by her grandmother -- her grandfather's heart is doing so well.

She finds someone dead in her grandparents candy shop and works to prove the accused didn't do the killing.

Honestly, I think the author just really wanted to have a pun-worthy summary of a book to her name. 








A holiday murder book -- Christmas Caramel Murder written by Joanne Fluke (If you couldn't tell). A cozy Mystery set around Christmas time.

Lisa's husband's ex-girlfriend is found dead in the snow and  they are in need of solving who would have murdered her.

I like that the description also promotes that this has actual recipes -- 20 of them !! included.

This is book 20 of Hannah Swenson Books. 






Caramel Crush written by Jenn McKinlay is the 9th book in the Cupcake Bakery Mystery.

They make breakup caramel cupcakes to give to Mel's fiance because he's only in the relationship for her money. But surprise! He's dead! Now what?

For some reason my library does not have the first in this series?!








Do you have a favorite caramel recipe? food? purchase? Do you own a cupcake store or bakery where people randomly show up dead?




Caramel Recipes:


Salted Caramel Cupcakes Food Network
 
Makes: 24 reg or 38 mini
Time: 55 mins
Easy

Caramel Pretzel Bites Taste Of Home
Makes: 72 Servings
Time: 45 mins

Salted Caramel Vodka Recipe
1750 ml bottle of vodka